Silly Quotes from Silly Family Members

“The sign says exit only… where’s the entrance?”
-Bob, approaching Six Flags from the highway

“Um, the blind guy can walk into a wall?”
-Billy Jr., when asked what might go wrong on a blind date

“What’s a six-foot ball game?”
-Jackie, after being informed by Bob that there were six football games on TV

There are many more, I'll post them as I remember them.