Weird Bands on the verge.......

I admit that I have a weird attraction to gimmicky bands. It dumfounds me that Madonna is still making shitty music and getting airplay (or any Country music for that matter), while bands like Electric Six and this band seem to never see the light of day. It is a sad commentary how most of the populous are nothing less than lemmings that ingest the pablum that Top 40 feeds them. Hence American Idol.

Although politically, I am on the Right, my all-time favorite author has committed suicide today. RIP Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. He provided me with many laughs over the years.

...And, in news that you WONT see on CBS....

Here is a classic example of the media burying anything positive that The President does. I watched CBS, NBC, and ABC news last night and this morning and there was NO MENTION of this important piece of legislation. Even FOX had it as a simple blurb!

Basically, we have all gotten those little checks from a Class Action lawsuit (usually 56 CENTS or something gay like that). What we don't know is that usually, over 70% of the settlement went to some lawyer that none of us know who argued the case. Now, they are limited. Boy, this will have Hillary back in the hospital in no time!

I LOVE The Internet, but sometimes it serves as flypaper for retards! Klamath Falls, OR is a mostly mormon town (with your standard methamphetamine section), and a few complete TOOLS!

EEWWWW

Freaky! OMG the thing blinks!

I'm going to be having nightmares from this.

I wouldn't eat that if I were you

But Steve might.

Yikes

Okay now this is just really bizarre. First of all, I wouldn't even think it possible to tear one off and leave the other intact. Second of all, who is this "friend" of Jones who was able to hand it back to him? What did this "friend" do, smack her on the back of the head to retrieve it?

Ward Churchill

So what can be said about this guy that hasn't already been said?

Since it's all been covered, and I can't stand to see this guy get any more than his allotted 15 minutes, I'll just tell some hippie jokes instead.

A hippie was seen crawling down some railway tracks. When asked if there was a problem, he said, "Yeah, man, can you help me off this ladder?"

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the bus at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you". The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and pray's to God. If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are god and you could command her to have sex with you. The hippie decides this is a great idea, so on Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun showed up, while she was in the middle of praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD" I have heard your prayers and I will answer them BUT ... first you must have sex with me. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts "Ha, Ha Ha I'm the hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts "Ha Ha Ha I'm the bus driver!!"

A hippie stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the hippie and says "Call me an ambulance!" The hippie looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"

Q. How do you get a one-armed hippie out of a tree?
A. Wave.

Okay, one more:

Q. What do you do when you see a hippie burning a flag?
A. You beat him mercilessly with a Louisville Slugger.

Un. Canny.